Who am I? I could be just about anyone. Your neighbour, your cousin, maybe even your mother.
Why do I do this? I couldn’t really tell you. Probably because it makes me smirk.
How would I describe me? Oh man, that’s a tough one.
A mean and distant basement dweller with a fondness for sarcasm and anime traps.
Impossible to really like, impossible to not really like.
I’m odd, and I smell weird.